You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I didn't notice because vodka
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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