she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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