Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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