All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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