Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Randomize