i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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