So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You are the jesus of drinking
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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