despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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