I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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