we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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