there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Sorry about my life...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
