i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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