everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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