In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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