I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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