You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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