Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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