For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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