No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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