Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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