and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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