That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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