And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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