I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I want her autograph on my taint
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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