Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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