I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
My balls are so social today.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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