i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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