just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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