I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
how does that bad decision feel?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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