I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
