Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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