they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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