Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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