1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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