Kiss
Puke
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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