Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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