apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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