Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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