i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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