After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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