So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
