didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i may or may not be watching the land before time
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
the day after is always just damage control
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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