I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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