Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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