Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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