I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
we're so committed to being not committed
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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