Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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