I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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