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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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