He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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