We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Can I color on your dick again?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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