so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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