i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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