Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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