so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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