I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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